Funny Quotes Collection

“Love is so beautiful wonderful and amazing. It is best thing in the world…. until it happens to your daughter.”

When a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most, and when a man does that..a slide show begins!

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others!

Where there is a wheel, there is a way!

Sentence written on the T shirt of a girl walking on side of the road– “You are not looking at the road right now Be Careful!”

Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own!

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. This is called theory of relativity.”

Even my child too has started to walk without my support but my wife still feels the need to hold my hand while walking!

“When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.”

Life would be much easier if I can mark people as Spam!

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason… there’s a reason!

Only kids are excited about 11.11.11 or 12.12.12. For me nothing can be more interesting then 36:24:36

When someone tries to impress you, it means they are already impressed by you!

Steve Jobs has reached the gates of Heaven. The Apsaras will now be called iTems.

Money is not every thing in life. There is Mastercard and Visa also!

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the moment it begins to rain.

Visitors are always pleasure. Some when they arrive and others when they leave.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Who says nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing for years.

Twine Engine Aircraft: When one engine fails the other one takes it to the crash site!

There are more and more things which are more important than money. But we need money to buy them.

All are happy in one way that everyone is unhappy in different ways.

To avoid heart attacks give away your heart to someone you dislike.

I like men who have a future and woman who have a past.

What do you call a group of people where two of them are thinking of sex and all the others are thinking of food? “A wedding.”

The most irritating moment, when you name a file “ghjkl” and your computer says the filename “ghjkl” already exists!

Thousand Words of Teacher Does Not Hurt.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears into the eyes!

When girls kiss and hug each other… It’s Sister love… When guys do it…It’s GAY!

Its easy to find a handsome boy without a girlfriend but its difficult to find a beautiful girl without a boyfriend.

First bench students solve any problems but last bench students can face any problems!”

“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”

“I only take a drink on two occasions: when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”

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Bhagavad Gita- Indian Song of human values with global appeal:

The Bhagavad Gita controversy, most unwanted issue, neglected by the union government and supported by a set of clergy fearing unforeseen competition has almost put a droplet of venom in the decades old milk of friendship between India and Russia. On several occasions statesmen from both the countries shared the same dais to share their common feelings on various issues and synchronized too.

Russian National Sergey S Avanesov in the City of Tomsk in Siberia had in June moved a motion in the Leninsky District Court asking for a ban on the third Russian edition of the Bhagavad Gita as printed by International Society for Krishna Consciousness.

The controversy over the status of the 3,000- year old Scripture Bhagavad Gita, doubtless owes much to the gap in knowledge by interpretors. It is really pity that the Russian authorities have sent the book for examination to people who lack either the knowledge or the logics to assess background of circumstances about the book in depth. True these academicians hoard their supremacy in their own academic domains. And can scrutiny books pertaining to modern science, which proves its theory by empirical observations. But the Bhagavad Gita is a text of information given by higher forms of intelligence.

Earlier Russia expressed sadness over the development, saying it is “inadmissible” that a holy scripture is taken to court. But ISKON had been warning the union government about the clergy interference and about the controversy that might spring up eventually. Since the warning letter, India has had six of its ministers and top officials visit Russia, culminating in Manmohan Singh's own visit from December 15 to 17 for a bilateral summit with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. But still the issue persists, where or what do we lack in pulling up for a genuine case?

ISKON- Russia had come on the radar of the authorities in Moscow, during the communist rule. But the communists who always respected the worldly religious values did nothing to hurt our sentiments. In Russia, after the demise of the Communist state, it won’t be the authorities who would worry on the Gita but notables or followers of the local clergy, who might perceive competition.

For a few who have misinterpreted the holy book, have designed a venomous propaganda saying the book is `extremist literature.’ What a disgrace to the centuries old belief of the ancient civilization on this earth. The Indian government at least now woke up about the issue after tremendous uproar in both the houses by the one and all.

At last the External Affairs Minister SM Krishna said that the complaint seemed to be the handiwork of "some ignorant and misdirected or motivated individuals...While this complaint is patently absurd, we have treated this matter seriously and the Embassy of India (in Moscow) is closely monitoring this legal case." And the government asked the Russian government to drop case against a translation of the Bhagavad Gita.

"It is strange that such events are unfolding in the beautiful University City in Siberia, as Tomsk which is famous for its secularism and religious tolerance," Alexander M Kadakin, Russian Ambassador in India said in a statement. "The Russian authorities have been approached at high levels to appropriately resolve this matter," said Indian Ambassador to Russia Ajai Malhotra.

The final hearing on the issue is scheduled for December 28 in Siberia, as it agreed to seek the opinion of the Russian Ombudsman on Human Rights in Tomsk Region and of Indologists from Moscow and St Petersburg, all of whom favor dismissal of the case.

The ban on the book must be revoked and the book must be given a special status across the globe. The holy book has impressed and inspired many who hail from different backgrounds across the world.

Some interesting features that might interest the readers about the Holy Scripture are detailed below:

• The Mahabharata has no restrictions of qualification as to who can hear it or read it. Everyone regardless of caste or social position may hear or read it at any time. The original writer Vedavyasa has explained that the Mahabharata contains the essence of all the purports of the Vedas. This we see is true and it is also written in a very intriguing and dramatically narrative form. • Originally written in Sanskrit, the book has been translated into many languages. A few translations have been listed below. The first English edition of the Bhagavad-Gita was in 1785 by Charles Wilkins in London, England. This was only 174 years after the translation of the King James Bible in 1611. The Bhagavad-Gita was translated into Latin in 1823 by Schlegel. It was translated into German in 1826 by Von Humbolt. It was translated into French in 1846 by Lassens and it was translated into Greek in 1848 by Galanos. • Historically many, very extraordinary people such as Albert Einsten, Mahatma Gandhi, Dr. Albert Schweitzer, Herman Hesse, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Aldous Huxley, Rudolph Steiner and Nikola Tesla to name a few read this book. They were inspired by Srimad Bhagavad-Gita for its timeless wisdom. • In a gist the holy book details accurate, fundamental knowledge about God, the ultimate truth, creation, birth and death, the results of actions, the eternal soul, liberation and the purpose as well as the goal of human existence. • There are many hard examples of noted Russians who liked this philosophy from their heart and soul such as Prof. Nicholas K Roerich, and his family. This family lived nearby Darjeeling and later on established the Urusvati Research Institute in the Kullu Valley, where the family adopted the teaching of this Holy Book as a practical part of their life.

(With inputs from a cross section of internet media sites- just for reader enrichment-team YOUTHROCKSZ)

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10 Must Have Windows Apps For Techies

1. LibreOffice 
LibreOffice is a free and open source alternative to the Microsoft Office productivity suite.
A fork of Oracle-owned OpenOffice, the office suite includes tools similar to Microsoft Office staples such as Word,
Excel, PowerPoint, Access and Visio--known as Writer, Calc, Impress, Base and Draw, respectively.

While LibreOffice promotes itself as a program that has a familiar look and feel to the Microsoft Office Suite, 
such that those loyal to the latter will find it "easy and painless" to switch to, there are still some things you
should take note when using the open source version. Jack Wallen, blogger at ZDNet Asia's sister site TechRepublic,
advises users to save files in a format that is readable by Microsoft Office instead of the native LibreOffice format.

2. Mozilla Thunderbird 
Thunderbird is an e-mail client by the Mozilla Foundation, the makers of the FireFox browser. Interesting functionalities
include tabbed e-mail--similar to tabbed browsing on a browser--and one-click Address Book which simplifies
adding a contact into your virtual Rolodex. Similar to Firefox, users can install add-ons to customize their e-mail 
clients to fit their needs.

3. Dropbox 
Those who constantly bring their work home but kick themselves for forgetting the portable USB stick the next day can 
utilize the power of the cloud. With Dropbox, users can access files anywhere with an Internet connection. Apart from 
documents, Dropbox allows people to save photos, videos and music.

The service is available for desktop and mobile operating systems--Apple's iOS, Google Android and Research in Motion's 
BlackBerry OS--and users can sync files across multiple devices. There is also a "public" function for members to share 
files with non-Dropbox users.

4. Pidgin 
Employees whose companies allow instant messaging (IM) may not necessarily use the same IM client to communicate with 
their friends. Pidgin allows users to combine various accounts--MSN messenger, Yahoo messenger, Google Talk or even 
Facebook Chat--in a single program, and also provides e-mail notification alerts via its interface. The chat log function 
can be used to locate information from previous IM conversations.

One downside of the program is that users are not able to view emoticons the way they appear on native IM clients.

5. Foxit Reader 
Foxit Reader is a lightweight alternative to Adobe Reader. Aside from reading PDF files, the software includes additional 
functions such as the ability to include comments, fill out forms and convert a document into a text file.

6. Evernote 
The note-taking application helps users create notes, save content from Web pages, snapshots and image files, and sync 
them in the cloud so that users can access the content from anywhere. An interesting feature of Evernote is its optical 
character recognition functionality which can process images of handwritten notes or photos with text to allow the text 
inside to be searched.

7. IrfanView 
Instead of the resource-intensive Adobe Photoshop or Microsoft Paint with limited functionality, try Irfanview for 
simple viewing and editing of images. The software also allows for batch resizing of images, a useful function for those 
who need to process many images at a go.

8. Peazip 
An alternative to Microsoft Window's default file compressing and extracting functionalities, Peazip is a file 
compression software which allows you to create and extract compressed files sent by your colleagues and acquaintances. 
CNET Download noted that Peazip is "very user friendly" and suitable for novices and expert users alike.

9. Tweetdeck 
Keep abreast of your social media contacts, news on Twitter and mentions of your company on public social networks with 
Tweetdeck. The social content aggregator which was bought by Twitter back in May allows users to manage multiple 
accounts--including Facebook, Google Buzz and Foursquare--track trends, monitor keywords and reply direct messages all in 
one easy-to-use interface.

10. Browsers 
With the rise of Web-based apps, the Web browser is perhaps the most important--and most overlooked--tool for office 
warriors. More importantly, users do not have to stick to a single browser and can consider using more than one at the 
same time as each has its advantages. The most popular browsers are Microsoft Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, 
Google Chrome and Opera Web browser. For users who use multiple desktop systems, the bookmark sync function in most 
modern browsers is very useful

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